Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Suka humor atau joke? saya suka banget loh. Dari yg paling simple sampe joke tebak-tebakan yang kadang-kadang jawaban yg di buat oleh sang creator cenderung maksa tapi justru di situ lah yang bikin lucu.
Ada beberapa humor yang saya favorite kan. Waktu itu gak sengaja saya dapetin di beberapa situs humor di Indonesia. Jangankan ngebaca, cuma mengingat cerita humornya aja udah bikin saya senyum-senyum nahan ngakak.
Ngetik postingan ini aja nih sambil cekikikan gw... gak tahan deh !. Salut buat pengarangnya, hanya saja waktu itu langsung saya save ke MS word jadi gak perhatiin nama creatornya. Biar ceritanya gak kepanjangan, jadi udah saya bikin lebih ringkes tanpa merubah maksud ceritanya.
Anak babi
"Kenapa anak babi jalannya nunduk?"
"Karena malu, ibunya babi"
Pertarungan antara anjing kecil dgn anjing besar
Zaman dulu di Inggris, ketika zaman para landlord memiliki anjing-anjing pemburu yang besar dan tangguh ada seorang yg memiliki anjing kecil pendek. Saat dia sdg berjalan2 dengan anjing kecilnya itu bertemulah dia dgn Sir Graham yg memiliki anjing buldog gede dan serem.
Sir Graham : "Hai, orang asing, anjingmu kecil sekali !"
Orang asing : " Oh ya... gimana kalo kita adu, kalo anjingmu menang ntar saya kasih 1000 keping emas
Dan mereka mengadu anjingnya. 10 detik berlalu darah berceceran di mana2, si buldog kalah. Dapet deh tuh orang asing 1000 keping emas
Lalu bertemu lagi dia dengan Sir John yg memiliki anjing blasteran herder dan srigala. Di adu lagi tuh, 15 menit si srigala kalah. Akhirnya nih orang asing di tantang utk mengadu anjing kecilnya itu dengan anjing milik sang raja yg terkenal paling kuat di seantero kerajaan. Eehh kalah lagi tuh anjingnya raja.
Dengan terheran2 sang raja bertanya :
Raja : "Hebat sekali, anjing apa ini dan bagaimana kau melatihnya?"
Orang asing : "Oh, latihannya biasa-biasa saja, dan ras nya pun saya sendiri kurang jelas. Tapi kalo gak salah, sebelum ekornya dipotong dan diberi kuping2an, namanya buaya."
Installed New version
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girl friend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
Ada beberapa humor yang saya favorite kan. Waktu itu gak sengaja saya dapetin di beberapa situs humor di Indonesia. Jangankan ngebaca, cuma mengingat cerita humornya aja udah bikin saya senyum-senyum nahan ngakak.
Ngetik postingan ini aja nih sambil cekikikan gw... gak tahan deh !. Salut buat pengarangnya, hanya saja waktu itu langsung saya save ke MS word jadi gak perhatiin nama creatornya. Biar ceritanya gak kepanjangan, jadi udah saya bikin lebih ringkes tanpa merubah maksud ceritanya.
Anak babi
"Kenapa anak babi jalannya nunduk?"
"Karena malu, ibunya babi"
Pertarungan antara anjing kecil dgn anjing besar
Zaman dulu di Inggris, ketika zaman para landlord memiliki anjing-anjing pemburu yang besar dan tangguh ada seorang yg memiliki anjing kecil pendek. Saat dia sdg berjalan2 dengan anjing kecilnya itu bertemulah dia dgn Sir Graham yg memiliki anjing buldog gede dan serem.
Sir Graham : "Hai, orang asing, anjingmu kecil sekali !"
Orang asing : " Oh ya... gimana kalo kita adu, kalo anjingmu menang ntar saya kasih 1000 keping emas
Dan mereka mengadu anjingnya. 10 detik berlalu darah berceceran di mana2, si buldog kalah. Dapet deh tuh orang asing 1000 keping emas
Lalu bertemu lagi dia dengan Sir John yg memiliki anjing blasteran herder dan srigala. Di adu lagi tuh, 15 menit si srigala kalah. Akhirnya nih orang asing di tantang utk mengadu anjing kecilnya itu dengan anjing milik sang raja yg terkenal paling kuat di seantero kerajaan. Eehh kalah lagi tuh anjingnya raja.
Dengan terheran2 sang raja bertanya :
Raja : "Hebat sekali, anjing apa ini dan bagaimana kau melatihnya?"
Orang asing : "Oh, latihannya biasa-biasa saja, dan ras nya pun saya sendiri kurang jelas. Tapi kalo gak salah, sebelum ekornya dipotong dan diberi kuping2an, namanya buaya."
Installed New version
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girl friend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software argumentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
hehehe... Koq bisa yak... yaa udah ahh, malu nih sama Damara n Kilgor yg ngeliatin gw ketawa mulu. Mungkin mereka bertanya-tanya kali "what's wrong with our mama?"
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ayam apa yang bisa bertelur disehelai kawat, hayoooo....? -
Ida Syafyan said...
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ayam sirkus bukan? hehehe
